Pussymon's Claire

What do you mean she doesn't look like the original?, she has.... mostly the same colors, and the original is too thin, I like to put meat on the bones of the characters i draw...

This is Claire, a character from a game i got hooked to after joining newgrounds... it's like pokemon, but with more sex jokes, so basically, any rom hack (and the english translation makes the same sense as Vietnamese pokemon crystal), she is a virgin, sort of, remember that old song "fuck me in the ass because i love jesus"?, her cleric powers stop working if she ever loses her vaginal virginity, how does that work?, I have no idea, you are either a full virgin or not at all, there is not half a virgin or one quarter virgin, so I guess her powers are bullshit, she is just saving that one for when she gets married to the only character she hadn't had sex with. (I hate that guy, reminds me of generic hero from Dragon Pink), she even has a sort of patch over her vagina, like a power seal, that I hope it is removable, otherwise how the frack does she go to the restroom?, every time i found her on the game she is fucking someone... so she has more sex life than her hyper-jealous husband to be, I would feel sorry for the guy if he wasn't an ass... oh well, enjoy this re-imagining of the character.

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